Fox breaking news alert! President Trump aiming to be the first president, who is capable of really bringing Americans to the moon!
In a surprise statement president Trump announced that all previous information about moon landings given by former US governments were fake news and totally wrong. The president underlined: "The truth of the matter can be found nearly everywhere. Just ask journalist Alex Jones. We've never been to the moon. Sad!"
He critiqued the American space agency in strong terms and vowed their immediate termination: "NASA is fake. Total losers. I will shut them down on day one of my presidency."
But he also offered a bold and far reaching vision for our flourishing nation, now unified under god and Donald: "I promise to you, the American people, that I will instantly setup »The Real US Moon Plan« (TRUMP). And before the end of this decade I will send true blue American men to the moon. I will be conquering so many worlds that you will become bored and tired of my successes. I've already got the support of great companies like Pixar and Dreamworks, who have accomplished far more than those so-called scientists at the so-called space agency."
And now we turn to our space travel expert panel discussing president Trump's brilliant plans. I'ld like to welcome Mike Tyson, Kim Kardashian, Kellyanne Conway, Dennis Rodman, Bill O'Reilly, and Miss Piggy.